That's enough, I've reached my limit! It's time to put an end to these rumors!
For many years I have been compared to a lot of entities of madness and entities with a bit of sanity due to my characteristic clothing or my very cursed appearance, and I must say that, although I feel flattered to be remembered every time they see one of these guys, there comes a point where I got completely tired of seeing so many entities stealing my identity or trying to plagiarize my style.
Today, I will be showing you several of my doppelgangers, going from the ones that look the least like me to the ones that look the most like me. I will show you how these guys are blatant copies of me and that there is only one Sulonam in existence. Let's start with:
Representative Clothing
First let's start with the people who look nothing like me and who own my signature outfit. I completely understand that the style is cool and that one wants to cover up from that damn summer heat or the dirt and sand in desolate places. Plus, it looks pretty cool to wear this when you're driving a car or motorcycle down the highway while listening to "Eltorro64Rus. Forestcall".
However, this style already has its copyright mark in 2 different Multiverses, and if people really want to continue wearing MY outfit, then they should bribe me pay me with 3 Kilos of Strawberries with Avocado.
The Bootleg Merchandise
Now comes this weird product that Kurtz sent me one time. No one contacted me to make a product with me, much less do something with people I've never seen in my life, they didn't even style my hair properly. This offends me so much, I should be suing Chinese companies right now.
A Style Lacking Color
Now comes this lady you see in the picture. The design of the bandana is the same as the one I have, but the clothes and glasses leave a lot to be desired. She tried to copy my style but she lacks almost everything else. But, I must say that I love that style and hair color a lot. Would I look sexy with white hair? In 70 years I will have the answer, if I am still alive of course.
A TV Cameo
Several months ago, Manolete was watching the news and mentioned that I made an appearance. However, I don't recall having made an appearance or being interviewed at any point.
If I ever appear in the news, it's because I stole all the Strawberries with Avocado that was in the markets, causing the agricultural economic sector to collapse and several global organizations have me as "Wanted, Dead or Fucking-Dead".
A Muscular Entity
In very recent times, I have been told that there is a Buff Sulonam in certain areas, most likely due to an excess of Strawberries with Avocado. To be honest, I am honored that there is a person like me who cares completely about his physique, something that I do not even take into account because I am quite lazy and I have the physique of Shaggy Restored.
However, there is an identity that I have to take care of and protect, so I will have to defeat this guy one day. He has his physique, but I have my most powerful weapon, my enormous breakdown.
An Exotic Subject
Now it's the turn of this interesting guy. The scarf he's wearing is exactly the same as the one I have, but he's wearing glasses, a hat, and some rather tropical clothing. I must say that this guy has some pretty good looks, and I hope he doesn't run into any wild animals or dangerous tribes every time he goes for a walk in the jungle.
The Stereotype In Person
There are times when I walk down the street or meet new people, and they tell me that I look like a protester or a thief just because of the things I use on my face. I can understand why they make the comments, as it is a well-known stereotype. However, I can't ignore the fact that no one has pointed a finger at this guy but they have at me, I don't even have a gun with me... for now.
Well, you could say that this is me when I start trafficking Strawberries with Avocado, but I already made a similar joke with my TV doppelganger, so to be more original, I'll just say that this is me for the next 5 minutes if you don't give me everything you have to incorporate it into RoSe.
The Housewife with 3 Children
This lady wears my signature clothes to be able to live her life properly due to the pressure of doing chores like cooking, cleaning and washing, and taking care of 3 children. I was about to sue her for copying my style, but I ended up forgiving her, as I felt empathy for how stressful her life must be.
To combat the madness of life, you must use even more madness. It's like "Fire against Fire", but the difference is that instead of burning your skin and hair, you burn all your brain neurons trying to understand this chaotic reality.
When Things Get Strange
As expected, even Netflix dares to plagiarize my style. They asked a guy named Steve Harrington to start doing strange things all over the area, and I must say, I never watched the series.
Even though this guy looks a lot like me, I must say that I am a major expert in strange things and chaotic situations full of breakdown. And the best thing of all is that I don't even ask for these things to happen, they just happen from left to right because that's the Naturalness of things.
A Familiar Hairstyle
Many will be completely shocked as to why these 2 deities are here if they are not wearing any of the clothes I used. And the truth is that these 2 are here for one thing only, the hairstyle (And because I wanted to make a half-meme-like resemblance).
No matter who it is, there will always be someone who tells me that my hairstyle looks just like Jesus Christ or Keanu Reeves, and I must say that it boosts my self-esteem a lot. If I let my beard and mustache grow, I don't think I would look as divine as these two, but hey, it costs nothing to dream.
A Comparison That Is More Appropriate With Another Triple M
This guy has nothing to do with me,
but I wanted to include it here just to piss off Manolete.
Indeed, Manolete resembles Hackerman.
Sulonam, Son of your Mother.
Entities of Identity-Stealing Madness
At the moment, there are 3 entities of madness that have stolen my identity to cause chaos and destruction wherever they go.
The first is the Pizza Head, who, in order to troll me after spending an entire day trying to beat the Final Boss without losing a single life, began replacing the pepperoni on pizzas with strawberries, and since society today is a very whiny generation, they began to complain to me for approving such a dish.
The second is the SuloScou , who goes from side to side mocking people in the world of Idiotic with the sole purpose of causing havoc and demonstrating his incredible talent in playing the electric guitar.
My Real Faker
The third entity of madness that I am aware of that stole my identity is literally the guy that most resembles me. I have no idea of this guy's real identity, but he calls himself Fakelonam.
This guy has been tricking a huge amount of people, claiming to be the real Sulonam and asking for credit card numbers. He has tried to hack MMM & Co. Discord server and Aedra's WhatsApp server on certain occasions just to achieve his own ends. One day I will be able to stop my impostor.
In conclusion, there is no Suloverse, it is simply a rumor that has been circulating for years just because they have found a lot of subjects that look like me, but in reality, they are entities that have stolen my identity with the purpose of looking cool or causing chaos to ruin me.
Anyway, if there really is a Suloverse, it should have been proven years ago, but from what I see, I don't think it will become a reality anytime soon-
Sincerely, Sulonam
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